I know, I know

I know I’m not the first person to ever change a diaper, but HOLY GOD.

Why do the turd-shaped poos smell so much worse than the smeary gooey poos? Sometimes squash comes out looking the same as it did going in and that’s fine but today…. man oh man.

It was like a Tiny Nugget of Death Stench. I’d like to pack up a few diapers’ worth of my daughter’s poops and send them to Afghanistan – put them in the caves over there and you’ll have bin Laden surrendering in no time.

I’m going to have nightmares now.

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  1. But, you can flush the turdy ones.