[In the car, a Rush song comes on the radio.]
Me: What the hell is this song? It's definitely early Rush. First album.
[there is cowbell]
Him: No, I think this is on Moving Pictures.
Me: No way. This is first album stuff, right here. Neil Peart would never hit a cowbell like that. And this song doesn't reference elves in any way at all.
Him: No, it's not that early.
Me: I'm going to Shazam that shit.
[I Shazam that shit]
Me: HA! FIRST ALBUM. Who's awesome? I'M AWESOME. And why? Because I know as much about Rush as you do, MAYBE MORE.