Fuck you, oven. Who is the fucking drunk cokehead who invented this particular piece of shitty machinery? I'd like to find that guy (because YOU CAN TELL it was a dude) and kick him right in the dick.
WHY? Well, I'll tell you. We 'inherited' all the existing kitchen appliances when we moved into our house 5 years ago. They were all more or less in good working order so it didn't make sense to try to haggle with the sellers or get rid of them and buy new stuff. LITTLE DID WE KNOW.
Anyway, this particular oven thing looks pretty cool but is functionally GODDAMNED USELESS. Seriously, who designs a gas oven with the heat source on the bottom? Oh, lots of them are like that? THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT. Everything burns on the bottom. EVERY. THING. No matter what I try to do or how I try to do it, 99% of the time, I am scraping burnt shit off the bottom of whatever the fuck I'm trying to bake. I hate this fucking oven with every fiber of my being.
It's the Maytag Gemini. And it sucks. I wouldn't recommend it and anyone who currently has one should get rid of it immediately. Take it out back and bash the shit out of it with a hammer, which is what I intend to do as soon as I can afford to replace the fucking thing.